Laws of attraction

After my previous post which had a depressing feel to it I thought I will bring in my heart and brain along with my Inner Conscience to know what they have been thinking about lately

Brain : So its been some time now. Have you forgotten about Her.

Heart : No of course not. She has got embedded into me now.

Brain : Oh what a corny thought!!! But I dont see you taking any action yet. Now that we know what is the meaning of love what are you waiting for?

Heart : You know it took us one year to realise that She is the One. It took us one year to realise the true meaning of love. But all this is not sufficient to just let her know.

Brain : So whats stopping us now?

Heart : You realise that our priorities have career, education and family in the list. I get the feeling that these are the things on her list too.

Brain : So whats the problem?

Heart : Dont you get it? "Getting into a relationship" does not feature on both of our lists.

Brain : Sometimes I dont know how I miss the finer points.

Inner Conscience : Well let me ask the two of you a question. How many people are going to be involved in this relationship?

Heart : Two - Her and me.

Brain : Yeah ..... two I think.

Inner Conscience : I dont know why the brain thinks so much. But that answer is only partially right. Among the two, you are the one who is sure but have you ever thought about Her?

Heart : What a stupid question. I always think about Her.

Inner Conscience (glaring at the Heart) : No you idiot. Have you ever thought what She could be thinking. Remember that once a guy decides that He likes a girl there is one important thing he needs to find out. Is She attracted to him? Can any of you answer if She is attracted to you?

Brain : Hmmm.....I dont know.

Heart : No clue

Inner Conscience : Find that out. And just because you love somebody does not mean that you drop everything you are doing and get into a relationship. Remember that the first thing is that She should also be attracted to you and that a relationship in our culture is not just between two people but its the beginning of a bondage between two different families.

Heart : But how do I find out if She is attracted towards me?

Brain : Let me list down the options -
a. Ask her in person - Ruled out since we have no courage to even ask her out.
b. Ask her by phone - Ruled out since we neither have the phone number nor the
courage.
c. Ask her by email - Ruled out since it would look dumb to ask such important things by email and actually we have no courage to ask even by mail.
d. Try to find out without asking - I dont think we are that intelligent or observant.
e. Dont do anything about it - Safest since you wont be slapped on the face at least!!!

Inner Conscience : Why am I getting the feeling that both of you are going to opt for the last option.

Heart : I think you are right. Unless either of us gets frustrated and just blurts it out to Her!!!