'C' '_' 'W'
After a very depressing post and being unable to explain to anyone on why I was lost (actually only one person bothered to ask!) my brain and heart decided to find out the reason. Being from the corporate world, one of the things that gets imbibed in you naturally is the ability to carry out root cause analysis! I know thats a lot of corporate jargon but I cant help it! Its been two years since I entered the corporate world. So lets see how my brain and heart carry out the analysis -
Brain : So after recuperating for a week are you ready to understand why all this confusion in life.....
Heart : Of course! So how do we start?
Brain : Well I have already done some ground work and have arrived at three things that bother us a lot. I have abbreviated them. So lets start with the first one - 'C'
Heart : And what is this 'C'?
Brain : What? You know what 'C' is! Its what we want to crack!
Heart : Hmm.......Now i get it.....So whats the next one?
Brain : Well the next one is more closer to you department. Its 'H'......
Heart : Ah! I know what 'H' is......Its Her!!!!
Brain : Good....and you would know 'W' is...Its what we do to get some money!
Brain : So now I have realised that since we have not given these the right priorities we are confused! So I propose that we pay more attention to 'C' from now on. Ditch 'W' for some time and also pay less attention to 'H'.
Heart : The first two i totally agree but less attention to 'H'....why?
Brain : We have met 'H' ten times (yeah its ten now!!!) already and have not done anything fruitful. Why pursue something pointless?
Heart : But you do know that I control thoughts on 'H'. You have no say in it!
Brain : Yeah ......but unless you want to screw up 'C', I suggest that you trigger less thoughts on 'H'.
Heart : Hmm....maybe you are right. Ok done....And we at last ditch 'W' totally?
Brain : 'W' can go to hell! 'C' is the only thing we concentrate on and try hard to keep thoughts on 'H' under control!
Heart : And on a totally different note.......HOW COULD YOU LET THE PRETTY LADY PAY, AGAIN???????
Brain : Dont shout! What can I do? The damn card machine thing didnt work!
Heart : So carry cash you idiot! We cant let it happen again...........
Brain : So after recuperating for a week are you ready to understand why all this confusion in life.....
Heart : Of course! So how do we start?
Brain : Well I have already done some ground work and have arrived at three things that bother us a lot. I have abbreviated them. So lets start with the first one - 'C'
Heart : And what is this 'C'?
Brain : What? You know what 'C' is! Its what we want to crack!
Heart : Hmm.......Now i get it.....So whats the next one?
Brain : Well the next one is more closer to you department. Its 'H'......
Heart : Ah! I know what 'H' is......Its Her!!!!
Brain : Good....and you would know 'W' is...Its what we do to get some money!
Brain : So now I have realised that since we have not given these the right priorities we are confused! So I propose that we pay more attention to 'C' from now on. Ditch 'W' for some time and also pay less attention to 'H'.
Heart : The first two i totally agree but less attention to 'H'....why?
Brain : We have met 'H' ten times (yeah its ten now!!!) already and have not done anything fruitful. Why pursue something pointless?
Heart : But you do know that I control thoughts on 'H'. You have no say in it!
Brain : Yeah ......but unless you want to screw up 'C', I suggest that you trigger less thoughts on 'H'.
Heart : Hmm....maybe you are right. Ok done....And we at last ditch 'W' totally?
Brain : 'W' can go to hell! 'C' is the only thing we concentrate on and try hard to keep thoughts on 'H' under control!
Heart : And on a totally different note.......HOW COULD YOU LET THE PRETTY LADY PAY, AGAIN???????
Brain : Dont shout! What can I do? The damn card machine thing didnt work!
Heart : So carry cash you idiot! We cant let it happen again...........
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